Apparently, the Three Billy Goats Gruff live at the base of the Zugspitze Mountain in Bavaria. Yes, that's a bell he's wearing around his neck. I think they do that for the tourists.
"Wait for our brother," they told me, "he's much fatter than we are." I replied I wasn't interested in dinner, only trolling for a good shot with my camera.
If you want to see their view, click below.