Despite the shake-up in John McCain's staff recently, no one there has yet informed him that this statement from him is impossible:
“I was concerned about a couple of steps that the Russian government took in the last several days. One was reducing the energy supplies to Czechoslovakia.
It's the second time he's forgotten that Czechoslovakia no longer exists. The country in question is now called the Czech Republic.
Perhaps he should hire Daughter Number One, a Geography Bee champ, to advise him the next time he shakes up his staff.
UPDATE: Whoops. It's actually the third time.