A question for my readers, who are cooler than I am: Who is Perez Hilton?
(I am serious. I don't know who she is. She? He? I'm thinking of a chihuahua for some reason.)
Also, do you ever get the feeling you've been passed out for the last five years?
Related: I heard on the radio yesterday that the Smashing Pumpkins' hit album Siamese Dream was released fifteen years ago. (I actually used to be cool. Cherub Rock once rocked my world.)