If I seem distracted today, it's because I'm busy tracking down the armed robbers who made off with as much as £50 million on Wednesday. The police have announced a £2 million reward.
Possibly I did not read the entire Bobbsey Twins series in vain.
If I fail to find the armed robbers, perhaps I'll have more luck with this case, involving a stolen jackass penguin chick.
Fortunately, I have studied the techniques of Stephanie Plum. This may, I fear, involve stopping for donuts.