The dog's life: watching Meerkats on BBC, treats, playing a little football, treats, watching adverts about dogs eating...is it time for dinner yet?
The dog informs me this is the Year of the Dog, and she intends to milk that for all it's worth. Like she doesn't get special treatment every day, I asked her? She just shrugged; she knows she is a spoiled dog but she can't help wanting more treats. "It's in my nature," she told me. "You should be glad I'm not a meerkat."
At least, the conversation went something like that.