Tony Blair: We are everywhere. I'm off to check my garden now...
You might have to be a gamer to figure out what's going on here, but once I got it, it was hilarious. And probably more so if I'd played any sort of computer game since 1986. (via Little Red Boat, which is a quite nice blog.)
If you are wondering why the fact that Mark Oaten had an affair with a "rent boy" is news, it's because "rent boy" is homophobic code for "male prostitute." I didn't know that either. I guess I will stop using that term with James, our estate agent.