Okay, I'll buy that one. Although I'd like to know exactly what constitutes "sex" and is a "blue drape" anything like a "blue dress":
The President's memory may soon be unhappily refreshed. TIME has seen five photographs of Abramoff and the President that suggest a level of contact between them that Bush's aides have downplayed.
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Another photo shows Bush shaking hands with Abramoff in front of a window and a blue drape. The shot bears Bush's signature, perhaps made by a machine. Three other photos are of Bush, Abramoff and, in each view, one of the lobbyist's sons (three of his five children are boys).
Whew! At least there are no photos of him getting a blow job! Then we'd have to, like, impeach him or something.
No, it looks like the only people who may have been screwed are the American people.
