Al Qaeda's number two sounds a lot like Pat Robertson:
"My first message is to the butcher of Washington, Bush: You are not just defeated and lying about it, but you are, with God's help, a loser. You are bad luck to your people. You brought them disasters and catastrophes, and you will bring them even more disasters.
I suppose the oh-so-wise commentators of Great Satan TV will be pointing out the similarities any minute now. Yawn. I won't wait up for it.