What you get when you cross a poodle with a giraffe.
We saw these freshly shorn llamas during a ramble round Chenies, near the River Chess. We also saw sheep, cows, horses, a rabbit (rarer in Britain than you might think) and a lone swan.
In one small hamlet* we saw this typical English cottage, with faded timbers and a rough and tumble garden. Llamas to the left of me, roses to the right, here I am. Stuck in the middle of England.
More geography:
The earth is a place on which England is found. - G.K. Chesterton
*(A hamlet is smaller than a village, with no pub.)
