What is this feel-good fascist nonsense the Germans are spouting? "We invented everything."
A fairy tale retold. Or, how the Emperor with no clothes cried wolf.
The Queen goes green. No, not the political party. As far as is known, she's still a Monarchist.
Terrible news on the olive front. What's a chef to do? Blame global warming, then stock up before prices rise.
London has a new colour-coded terror alert system. As for further anti-terror legislation, Armando Iannucci is all for it, since who we should really fear are ASBOs with raised eyebrows.
I'm leaving for France on Thursday. I'm just glad this is over. That guy bores me to tears, even before people started wearing rubber bands around their wrists to show support for someone who's won the Tour de France a bazillion times. I know, he serves as an inspiration to all those guys fighting testicular cancer. (I just think, tiny bike seats, ouch.) So shoot me.
No, wait...I didn't mean that.
