It's a beautiful day. You shouldn't be here, wasting your time in front of a computer screen, or with a laptop burning your guts. Go on. Outside! Strap on your Birks. Get moving!
Raining where you are? Open a book. I suggested several below. Find your child, reconnect. Don't have a child? Grab your inner child, take her to a playground. Splash in puddles. Eat something wicked. Drink Dr. Pepper through a crazy straw. Talk to a total stranger in a fake British accent. Go walk the line, toe the mark, hit the road, be whatever cliché you desire.
I don't care what you do, frankly, just find something better to do than google "Terri Schiavo nude."
And give us poor bloggers a break. We work hard, bringing you finely honed crap seven days a week. We need to get out more.
Life is too short.
Tune in Monday for fresh outrage.
