"What do you know, the price of rewarding bad words."
Thus begins an ode to What Do I Know?, generated by the mysterious creativity of the internets. (Via PaperbackWriter.) It continues:
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That pretty much sums up my little blog, doesn't it? Subversive pseudo-scientific leftist drivel, from someone who scores a -6.63 and a -6.51on the Political Compass, which puts this bloggist to the left of both the Dalai Lama and Bartok.
But there's good news, my rightwing googling friends: In true capitalistic fashion, I've bought the farm:
"We regret to announce the untimely death of Kathy Flake, who on the 5th of March of this year was viciously stabbed by an angry cow. This unfortunate incident occurred in a slightly distressed Buick Skylark at the foot of the Statue of Liberty. The deceased was reported to have shouted "I should have listened to my horoscope!" just before expiring. Kathy Flake is survived by four sisters and a mule. Funeral services will be held the 3rd of next month." (emphasis mine)
How Paperback Writer has time to write while playing these fun games is beyond me.
