I'm finally getting a handle on the issues in the British Parliamentary races. On the Beeb the other day, I heard Michael Howard promise to crack down on yobs. I still haven't figured out what a yob is, but it has something to do with people who toss eggs and perform other unsociable acts, which earns them an ASBO—Anti-Social Behavior Order. Politicians are keen on stopping yobs, since other types of crime haven't really caught on here.
Then I got a flyer from my local Conservative council candidate. He's addressing the vitally important issue of flytipping. Again, I don't have a proper handle on what flytipping is, but it has something to do with rubbish, since the dustmen are the ones to call if you see flytipping going on.
I've got my eyes peeled, for yobs and flytippers.