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April 18, 2005

All Your Lampshades are Belong to Us

I ordered some new lamps the other day, and here's the "Assembling Instruction For K/D Lamp Shade:"

Step 1: Open the box and move out the lamp shade.

Step 2: Disperse the white ribbon of the shade, then Hold the metal round tache up.

Step 3: On the side of the shade you will see several metal nogs Which enwrapped with shade cloth, insert the up side of the nog into the small hole where there is a direction arrow

Step 4: After finish inserting all the nogs one by one, Push them back next to the shade.

Step 5: The K/D lamp shade be finished by Successfully assembled according to the above four steps.

Yeah, right.

April 18, 2005 at 08:02 AM in Oddbins |

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