I found this potato on Easter Sunday, which I think increases its eBay value. I thought it looked a bit like an abstract Madonna and Child, but it also has that fetal-quality that's so hot these days.
If anyone can name my little potato, I'll split the eBay profits with you. Foodie (aka Protector of the Potato), I think this falls within your realm.
And hurry, my daughter really wants a pony.