Okay, not really. Although every day is special here at WDIK world headquarters.
Quickly now, here's what I've come across since last time...
Everything you wanted to know about ketchup but were too bored to ask.
Someone wants to ban restaurants from serving fat people. (And yes, he's a Republican. No, not Mike Huckabee.)
Fortunately, someone has made a Google map of NY City vegetarian (and notable non-veg) restaurants. Now, if someone would just do this for Europe I'd be happy.
Put down the Diet Pepsi. Now. Diet sodas are apparently tied to metabolic syndrome.
The NY Times has also taken note of what happens when vegans fall in love with meat eaters.
If you're in the mood for some vegan music, try this: The Vegetable Orchestra.
Finally, the answer to the question you've all been waiting for: When to use your leafy greens.
That's all the news from your "Hezbollah-like splinter faction" journalist today. Go eat your greens.