All the cows are ignoring me except for one. I suspect he has a crush on me.
I now have photographic proof that the black cow with the white face is unusually interested in me. Whenever I go out, he stops what he's doing (mainly eating) and turns his white face in my direction.
Today I went out, intending to toss some apples if they got close, and while the other cows continued doing what they were doing (mainly eating), he turned and stared at me.
My boyfriend, Whitey Face.
I guess he couldn't hear me telling him I had some nice red apples, because he never came near. Also, they'd just moved past the spot by my fence, and as you know if you've observed cows, they move in patterns. It wouldn't be right to reverse course and return to a spot they'd just grazed. Not even to get closer to the woman of your dreams, and her pet dog Sparky.
So maybe tomorrow I'll be able to toss my apples at the cows.