"Hello, can I help you with your online cow-related issues?"
Yes, it's come to this. Due to a lack of sufficiently hardworking cows, willing to work year-round for the low pay few mealy apples I offer here at WDIK Friday Cow Division, I've had to go offshore to find cows to feature on this site.
But don't worry; I would never outsource this blog to sub-standard, mooing-as-a-second-language bovines. No, indeed. I've managed to find cows from America's leading dairy state, Wisconsin.
"Hey, you speak the same language!"
And not just any Wisconsin cows, mind you: only the best, most beautiful bovines are included here. These cows are all part of an organic herd, raised on natural grasses and kept healthy without the use of antibiotics and hormones.
No synthetic fertilizers in that pasture, either.
These photos were taken by Dr Guy Jodarski, staff veterinarian for Organic Valley, who sent the photos to my daughter who then emailed them to me, knowing how much I appreciate good cow photos.
The green, green grass of...home?
I must say, I've never seen finer looking cows. And that lucious grass they're munching on...if this gets out, some of the local cows are going to wish they were outsourced.
Peek below for more of Wisconsin's finest organic cows.
America's Organic Dairyland.
These cows obviously get good pay for a hard day's work.
Wisconsin's finest.
Will these cow-jobs ever come home again?
The herd, hard at work on the gently sloping Wisconsin pastures.
