Forget drones. President Obama has a more effective weapon in his arsenal.
The Marshmallow Cannon, created by science fair contestant Joey Hudy, should take out the odd al-Qaeda holdout still sauntering around Sudan. Elements of the Taliban still fashioning old-school IEDs in Afghanistan will flee to the bargaining table once they get a load of the awesomeness created by 14-year old American inventors.
Yeah, just wait till POTUS unloads a few Jet Puffs on their ass. OUR ENEMIES WILL DEFLATE LIKE CAKE.
Forget Clint Eastwood and his scary rasp; Joey Hudy and his marshmallow machinery makes Dirty Harry look like Sponge Bob.
Innovation? I believe that's spelled A-M-E-R-I-C-A.
Congratulations to our youth. YOU ROCK, YOUTH!