Did you know you can apply for a job in the Obama administration online? Go here, and good luck!
Classy looking website, too.
Good thing they got this up and running so quickly. Cuz we got a lot of work to do. Here's the list, so far:
3. Compulsory gay marriage for all preschoolers.
4. Surrender to Aztlan.
5. Abortion legal until 12 years after conception.
6. NASCAR banned, replaced by all-male ballet.
7. Official language of the USA: Ebonics.
8. Christmas banned.
9. ‘Red Dawn’ banned.
10. Box turtles.
They left out "Raise taxes on Joe the Plumber."
Now, I'm going to spruce up my resume. I'm thinking an ambassadorship would be a nice fit for me. Andorra, maybe.