There's this Google game, where you search for "Your first name looks like" and see what happens. The problem is, everyone's done it, posted it, and now you get results of everyone else's post, especially if you have the world's most popular name, which is Kathy.
But here's what I found anyway, plus my comments on the accuracy of the observation:
Kathy looks like a dowdy, ashen housefrau who could use some color on her cheeks. (True. Most people think it's because I'm a pale, sickly vegan though.)
Kathy looks like a good candidate for the 4th Annual Sonja Award. (No, but I'd be a great candidate for the 4th Annual Kathy Award.)
Kathy looks like an old british nanny. (Have you seen British nannies these days? I wish!)
Kathy looks like the leader of the Chozo from Metroid Prime. (I have not yet named my alternate universe, but that sounds good to me.)
Kathy looks like a drunk and so does her husband. (Was that you at my window last night?!)
Kathy looks like a rich suburban transvestite, happily living out her golden years wearing tacky clothing and riding around on *****-shaped floats. (Transvestites have way more fun than I do. That must have been another Kathy.)
And little Kathy looks like believable Dixie offspring. (Well, yeah, I am. Born and raised in Louisiana.)
Kathy looks like a housewife who has grown tired of taking care of 3 kids and is out partying in this photo! (It was 2 kids, but yes, I did go partying the other day.)
Kathy looks like she was manufactured in a different country than her step-father. (Nope, unless Yoknapatawpha County counts.)
Kathy looks like she's trying to hold back tears. (Yes, that was me at Heathrow the other day.)
Damn, Kathy looks like a pissed off highschool English teacher. (I told you about the proper use of it's!)
Kathy looks like a bowl of saran wrap that has been pulled too tight from all the botox. (Close. Wax paper.)
The Kathy looks like a Burger-built hull-and will probably stand up to the ice if they saw it loose a couple of times over the winter to keep the ice from twisting the hull. (No, but I had a nightmare about this once.)
That last one includes a pretty shot of a boat, stuck in ice.
So I guess that was worth 10 minutes.
Someone needs to close down the internet so I can get some real work done.
(For those of you wondering, this is what I really look like.)