Dear Jenna Bush:

From PETA:

Dear Ms. Bush:

We at PETA can’t fault you for your colorful behavior, like running naked in the hallways of an Argentinean hotel—something you might find us doing at any given time. But you were recently spotted doing something truly scandalous: eating foie gras, an item so cruel that it has been banned in several nations and parts of the U.S. Although a little nudity doesn’t hurt anyone, eating foie gras certainly does.

I love it. "Something you might find us doing at any given time."

And people say animal rights activists don't have a sense of humor.