No time today for anything more than drive-by linking.
First up, the dog and cat diaries. You've probably read this, but just in case, go here and see what your dogs and cats are really thinking.
A while ago, there was a brouhaha over the PETA State of the Union video, which featured—cover your eyes, kids—a naked woman. Watch the rather serious explanation for why they resort to such tactics. But be sure to watch the middle bit, for priceless footage of GWB shortly before he took office in 2000. It's better than the naked bits.
The Ethical Man's Top Ten Tips for ethical living. (Thank god I don't have to deal with the nappies business; raising a teenager is difficult enough to do ethically, since stuffing them in the crawl space isn't ethical.)
That's all from me. Senioritis again. Awards ceremony today. Why do they encourage them? Cut them off at the knees, I say. When they're toddlers. Give them custodial jobs in daycare, put them on the dole in kindergarten, anything but encourage them to stay in school, and god forbid, apply to college.