One of my neighbours had a fire at his place last night.
Those other neighbours, the Windsors, are acting up again too. Charles and the boys held a press conference, but apparently all these years of being a public figure hasn't taught Charles to LOOK FOR MICROPHONES before calling the press "bloody people."
I know America hasn't set a good example lately with our democracy, but are my new countrymen not disgusted with their monarchy yet? Isn't it time to put them out to pasture?