I know, you people think British telly is the greatest: those BBC comedies, the great dramas, non-stop Friends reruns, and the adverts...
Well, your telly envy can cease now.
Televisions all over Britain have been emitting the most godawful racket, in between Oasis tunes on VH2, after Channel 4 broadcasts of The OC, even during ITV's coverage of the great Blair/Brown smackdown over who gets to be Prime Minister this time 'round.
As Anne James, 34, says,
...the horrible frog has a little willy.
That's right. The world's most annoying TV commercial is also pornographic, not to mention anatomically incorrect. Frogs, it turns out, don't have willies. ("Is that a GUN in your pocket, Kermie?" Piggy asks slyly. "Umm, yes," says Kermie. "Badda-bing-bing-bing-bing-bing!")
What I want to know is, what's next? Our juicebars are lecherous pools of porn, our tellys have been invaded by willy-waving frogs--next thing you know, the Superbowl will cease being good, clean, family entertainment.