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July 24, 2008

The Great Debaters: Injustice, and Redemption?

Last night I saw the powerful film The Great Debaters, starring and directed by Denzel Washington, produced by Oprah Winfrey, also starring Forest Whitaker and the young Denzel Whitaker.

The film is based on the true story of the historically black Wiley College debate team and its coach, Melvin Tolson (played by Washington). In 1935 Texas was part of the Jim Crow south, a place where Negro men were called "boy" regardless of their age or the fact they spoke seven languages. Justice was for white people; blacks got a beating, if they were lucky, a lynch mob if they weren't.

Of course, set against the mental backdrop of Barack Obama's historic race for the presidency, an achievement that owes much to his skill at oratory, it was impossible not to do the math: 2008 minus 1935. In just over 70 years we've gone from a time when "In Texas, they lynch Negroes" is a factual statement to a time when "In Texas, Barack Obama won the Democratic caucus" is also factual.

"In Texas, they lynch Negroes." That was the phrase the young James Farmer (later one of the civil rights movement's leading figures) used to open his arguments in the film's climactic final debate with Harvard. It's hard to watch a film like this, to be reminded of how recently American blacks were second class citizens, with second class justice, second class education, but first class minds. The film deftly inspires heart pounding fury and fear, yet addresses the issues obliquely through the format of classic debate subjects of civil disobedience and the role of government.

I found my rage turning to hope, though, when I thought about the television clips I'd just seen, of Barack Obama being driven to the airport by Jordan's King Abdullah, of another leader correcting himself after nearly granting him the title of "president". In the film, the blacks lived in neat white houses and argued whether the Fireside Chats of President Roosevelt were a primary source. In reality, a black family may soon live in the White House; a black man may become the most powerful leader in the world.

That doesn't mean an end to injustice for African Americans—it's important to remember that the skin color of the occupants of the White House doesn't change the situation for millions of black Americans. More black men will still be in prison than in college. More black families will still live in poverty than in wealthy Texas suburbs. Nooses will still hang from ancient oak trees in places like Jena, Louisiana.

I hope Barack Obama is elected president in November because I like his policies. But I also crave his election as an act of redemption, because so many were never allowed to dream of such a thing, the James Farmers and the Melvin Tolsons. Or, to quote Langston Hughes, a contemporary of Tolson's,

O, let my land be a land where Liberty
Is crowned with no false patriotic wreath,
But opportunity is real, and life is free,
Equality is in the air we breathe.

(There's never been equality for me,
Nor freedom in this "homeland of the free.")

Rent the film, if you haven't seen it. And read the American Legacy article that inspired the film. And imagine that mighty dream of Langston Hughes.

July 22, 2008

Run, Dog, Run!

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Her Indian name is Running Dog.

We went to our local Iron Age hillfort on our walk Sunday. The camp, as it's called around here, was ringed with patches of purple loosestrife, the next in a long string of purply flowers that bloom here.

Again, I am struck by how lucky we are to live here. My dog agrees; she is very happy that we put her on a plane all those years ago and brought her to this fine country, filled with fox scent and fat grey squirrels and tall tall grass.

This reminds me of what my nephew said, after seeing the movie Prince Caspian recently: "Magic only happens to British kids."

So it does.

Geography Lessons

John McCain still can't get his geography straight. My suggestion that he hire Daughter Number One stands. But only if he'll pay her more than a first year teacher in Louisiana, where she'll be teaching her students that Iraq and Pakistan do not share a border.

In other news, Czechoslovakia still doesn't exist.

July 20, 2008

From the Front

Yesterday I got an email from a sailor serving in Kabul, and he's given me permission to post this. I thought you all would like to see what the people on the ground there are thinking, and what kind of people join the military. I think he nails it when he says they want intelligent discussion and results:

Just got to see Sen Obama on his way from the US embassy in Kabul. You should have seen the security coverage, several Blackhawks circling as his Chinook came in and following his motorcade out. Though seeing him (from a distance) out here is a thrill, even more exciting was the crowd of service members from many nations who waited for a momentary glimpse. Of course, out here (almost) any excitement is welcomed in the stretches of boredom that accompany duty in Afghanistan, but as we waited for something to happen for over an hour the discussion of everyone's feeling and thoughts for the election and Afghanistan's future revealed just how much people out here are pinning their hopes on the US to make a good call this November and for the next president to get things done to recover from recent setbacks. These are the guys and gals who have been on multiple combat tours, some here, many in Iraq, and sound bites about "Cutting and Running" or "Bring It On" don't go far. They want intelligent discussion and results. I hope American voters are smart enough to demand the same for the next few months, and the next four years.

As everyone focuses on each little shift in campaign strategy, each media story of the day, I hope they remember that momentary disappointments or elation need to be kept in the context of the folks dying out here. Lost another Coalition soldier yesterday afternoon, and it has been a rough week for civilian casualties in the crossfire with a resurgent Taliban. Very glad Sen Obama knows this is where he should be, if only for a day or two.

As one British Sergeant exclaimed, "I just got a photo of the next President of the United States!" I do hope he is right.

I hope he's right too.

July 19, 2008

WDIK Location Quiz

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Can you guess where we visited today?

Here are the usual hints:

1. Something profound happened here on Christmas Day, 1642.

2. This event would eventually change science—known back then as "philosophy"— forever.

3. It also changed maths—specifically, the theory of fluxions—and really pissed off a guy named Gottfried.

4. There's an apple tree in the garden there. Click below to see one of the most famous apple trees in the world.

5. But first, if you read Neal Stephenson's trilogy The Baroque Cycle you'll know exactly where this is, and why there is graffiti on the walls of the house.

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July 18, 2008

Friday Cow Blogging

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Normandy cows enjoy their sea views.

The freckled cows of Normandy are famous, appearing on postcards throughout the region. (I sent a few to the USA. Be patient; French mail is not to be rushed.)

While the human toll of the Allied invasion in 1944 is apparent as you travel through the region, what is not so obvious is that the numbers of these pretty cows was also decimated by the fighting. Bombs do not discriminate between beast and man.

These spotty cows lived up the road from us, enjoying the sea breezes. I decided that if I had to be a cow, I'd like to live in Normandy, right on the coast.

In other beasty news, be sure and check out the 200th edition of the Modulator's Friday Ark.

Obama bin ein Berliner

Barack Obama will be in Berlin next Thursday, speaking at the Victory Column, which is famous for its appearance in U2's video of Stay (Faraway So Close). (Possibly the greatest song ever.)

I'd give anything to go, but I have to be here on Friday. So I don't know if it's possible. My friend from Prague (you know, in that country that John McCain can't seem to remember exists) will be there. So maybe she'll take some photos.

Sigh.

I was in Berlin, after the wall fell but before reunification. This would be an excellent time to revisit it. He'll be coming to the UK also, but there will be no public appearances. I'm keeping my ear to the ground, though.

July 16, 2008

Czechoslavokia Watch

Yesterday I wrote that John McCain once again mentioned the non-existent Czechoslovakia. Last night in New Mexico he did it again, according to Ben Smith at Politico, and confirmed by Fbihop, who was at the event in Albuquerque.

Does he have a birthday coming up? Could someone give him a globe? One manufactured since 1989, preferably.

Too bad he doesn't "go on the internet"; I'd send him a link to the Czech Republic wiki.

July 15, 2008

Mobile Phones (or Cell Phone To You Yanks)

Love them or hate them?

Put me in the hater category. I had one, for emergencies and for contacting home when I needed a pickup at the train station. Or to ask if we needed anything at the grocery store, etc.

But I hated that people assumed that because I had a mobile, they should call me on it instead of at home. I'd never hear it, for one thing, since my handbag was always in a closet somewhere. Plus when I'm out, I do not want to talk to you unless you are asking when you should pick me up at the train station. Or warning me to avoid the M25 because it's full of parked cars.

When I worked on campaigns, I used a cell phone or two, and I could see the usefulness of it. But having to use a cell is one aspect of working life I am happy to give up. I really hate that annoying beep that tells you someone called, or that you have a message. And I can't text for shit.

While we're on the subject, I don't especially like voice mail either, though I love caller ID (but don't currently have it, damn BT!). I also never use a phone book.

Oh, and get off my lawn.

Shaky Geography

Despite the shake-up in John McCain's staff recently, no one there has yet informed him that this statement from him is impossible:

“I was concerned about a couple of steps that the Russian government took in the last several days. One was reducing the energy supplies to Czechoslovakia.

It's the second time he's forgotten that Czechoslovakia no longer exists. The country in question is now called the Czech Republic.

Perhaps he should hire Daughter Number One, a Geography Bee champ, to advise him the next time he shakes up his staff.

UPDATE: Whoops. It's actually the third time.

July 14, 2008

First VP Ad of 2008!

That's right; there's already been an ad for Barack Obama's running mate released. In fact, it was released in 2006. The minute I saw this TV commercial several months ago, I knew I was looking at the next vice president. Then I lost the link, so I couldn't share. However, now I've run across it again, and I'm even more convinced.

Look at this video and tell me this doesn't just scream vice-presidential candidate to you. And while you're there, you can see some of the other YouTubes on the right. And when you're done with that, go here and read Fivethirtyeight's analysis. I think it's close to spot on.

Tea Rations

I've rationed my internet use. I can only browse websites while I'm drinking tea. When the tea runs out, I have to get up and do more important stuff.

So now I'm up to 5 cups of green tea a day. I will never get cancer, probably.

July 12, 2008

Normandy ABC: Adventures, Battles and Castles

Note: It's been a week since our return, and I've finally finished my photo album of Normandy, and written about our trip. Sorry for the delay--I must be influenced by the French, with their odd closing hours.

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Our neighbors

Every morning during my stay in Normandy, I had a tough decision to make: Whether to walk along the beach or up the hillside behind the gîte? A rocky beach, littered with German war structures, or a steep wildflower-strewn path overlooking a waterfall?

The tough decisions continued: Where to go during the day? The pretty medieval town of Bayeux?  The poignant D-Day invasion memorials? How about a drive overlooking the dramatic coastal region of La Hague? Or should we spend the day poking around our local village, selecting loaves at the boulangerie, or just gazing out the window, watching the ferries plowing toward Cherbourg?

I don't want to make our vacation sound too idyllic. The drive from our village near Cherbourg to the typical touristy sites near Bayeux was long, although kilometres gallop by at a fast pace for one accustomed to miles. And that path—perfect grazing grounds for ticks, the scourge of Normandy. It rained one day. And worst of all, French stores have odd opening hours. We managed to find a Carrefour in Cherbourg just as it closed. I tried to play dumb, but a shooing motion can be understood by even dumb Americans, so I left, realizing as I read the opening hours that all the stores would be closed on dimanche—Sunday—as well. And with most restaurants serving meager vegan fare, as well as being closed on Sunday, we were in some danger of starvation.

Luckily, I brought with me plenty of bars, peanut butter, and a half loaf of wholemeal bread, which staved off hunger pains until we could stop at Auchan on the way home from Bayeux on Monday.

Near starvation was not the only exciting adventure we had. On one of our lazy days at the gîte, Daughter Number Two and I walked into the village with the dog. While I went into the grocery store, she stayed outside, and when I came back, my dog had made a new ami, a friendly white lab who lived at the tabac shop. As we walked away, she followed us, then kept following us as we walked through the village, stopping at the boulangerie for a loaf of bread. She kept veering off into the street, causing cars to swerve to avoid her. I told her to "go home!" but she hadn't picked up much English at the tabac shop, so she ignored me. 

Finally, she ducked into an open gate, and we thought we'd lost her—until suddenly she appeared on top of the wall next to the sidewalk, above our heads! She gazed down at us, desperate to join her new amis, but the wall was over six feet high. I put up my hands to stop her, but she jumped down anyway, right into the path of an oncoming car! I'd stepped into the street to warn any drivers who might not be expecting a large white dog to jump down from a six foot wall, so fortunately she wasn't hit. I decided our friendship had to end, so I walked her back to the shop and bid her adieu.

We also made friends with the resident cat, who lived at our gîte and enjoyed eating dog food, which my dog kindly shared. You can see why strange animals follow her home.

Aside from the odd adventure, Normandy is a placid place, full of picturesque villages and bustling cities like Cherbourg and St Lo, with little time for tourists. It wasn't always so. There was a time when Normandy was the scene of a dramatic invasion, as well as the departure point for another. Both invasions changed the course of history, even if now all we have left to record the first is a 70-metre long tapestry housed in Bayeax. Of the last, there are plenty of lasting remains, like concrete scars on the beaches. There are monuments everywhere that testify to the thousands of personal tragedies and acts of heroism that took place on the beaches and countryside in the summer of 1944.

One would have to be made of concrete not to be moved by the poignant scene of rows and rows of crosses, markers of those who should have lived to become someone's grandfather but for the need to stop the spread of facism. I am not made of concrete; I had to walk away.

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In the summer of 2008, however, there are wild flowers rather than barbed wire, well-stocked boulangeries rather than bunkers. Fat little Smart cars roll along the country roads instead of tanks. Though in the town of Ste Mere Eglise, we saw a couple of army jeeps filled with soldiers, possibly there to reenact some battle, or maybe to entertain tourists. The church, where paratroopers hung suspended after their chutes snagged on the church spires, is now draped with a dummy parachutist and his billowing white parachute, and is a favorite spot for American tourists. I heard more American accents in an hour there than I did during our entire trip.

Our location, near Cherbourg, was a bit out of the way for visiting the heart of Normandy, but that was made up for by the utterly charming setting of our gîte (holiday let). Le Manoir de Dur Ecu is a 16th century castle, and we were staying in the Wheat Mill next door. It's a popular spot on the tourist trail—we saw it mentioned in several brochures, and on postcards. Every day people stopped at the end of the drive to take photos. We felt privileged to be staying in such a picturesque spot, though the manoir was guarded by two not-so friendly dogs. When we followed the steep path up the hillside behind the cottage, we eventually came out on an overgrown path that landed us right in the castle grounds, where we were greeted by growly dogs—not at all like our amie from the tabac shop!

The dramatic coastline of La Hague was also nearby. One afternoon we drove along, stopping at every village and beach. One spectacular lookout point was the Nez de Jobourg, where local lore declares the cliffs to be the highest in Europe. My dog was impressed, anyway—she's quite certain she hasn't seen higher.

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We also spent a lazy afternoon at the Ludiver Planetarium, which has exhibits in English and French. Another day we went to Cité de la Mer, which I wrote about here. On Friday, we had an appointment with the vet in St Lo, a Defra requirement for our dog's re-entry into Britain, and after that we ventured on to Le Mont St Michel, which it turned out was where all the Germans had escaped to—almost every camper van in the carpark had a "D" on its plates.

But mostly we just poked around, climbing on the giant concrete "Flexi-blocks" on the beach, walking next to the gurgling stream, gazing out the window at the bateaux...and playing Scrabble in the evenings, our own Battle of Normandy. (I was soundly defeated, which makes up for my boasting after my win in Scotland.) Not a bad way to spend a week.

To see more photos, go here.

July 11, 2008

Guess Who's Coming to Britain?

That's right! My favorite candidate! For Vice-President of the United States, that is.

Gov. Kathleen Sebelius of Kansas will be in the UK attending the Farnborough International Air Show and visiting other locations July 14-20.

Governor, if you need a place to stay, I've got an extra bedroom. I could also show you around all my favorite nooks and crannies of England while you're here.

Meanwhile, if you want to read more about Kathleen Sebelius's thoughts on energy, read this interview.

Friday Sea Animal Blogging

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Seahorses at La Cite de la Mer

La Cité de la Mer is a tourist attraction in Cherbourg with the largest and deepest aquarium in Europe. These seahorses floated in their own smaller aquarium. There were also sharks, jellyfish, and other exotic sea animals. The decommissioned “Le Redoutable”, the biggest submarine in the world that can be toured, is located at La Cité de la Mer also—a reminder of how the French swore "never again" after WWII. Nuclear weapons, known as dissuasion weapons in French apparently, were once carried on “Le Redoutable”.

One of our most exciting adventures occurred at La Cité de la Mer. There was a summer exhibition, but all Daughter Number Two and I knew was that it was called "On a marché sous la mer" and we were to show up at 4 p.m. We obediently did so, and were told to stand in the yellow line. We waited, while other colored lines were filled, and finally someone came out and explained everything. In French. Daughter Number Two and I looked at each other, and wondered if this was like the scene in Life Is Beautiful where the German officer promises cookies and jam to the team that won the most points. (The little boy in front of us looked just like Joshua from the film.) We figured the winner got to take the submarine home.

We dutifully followed the Yellow Team to another room, where some more explanations went on in French, but finally I heard "en Anglais" and I raised my hand. We were given headphones, and a yellow rubber smock.

By this time, we were getting pretty freaked—neither one of us are much for water sports—but the English voice on the headphones reassured us somewhat. We smiled at the green light, put our smocks on in front of the mirror, and preceded to do all the other silly things we were instructed to do, as part of our "preparations" for an undersea "voyage".

Or so we thought.

I couldn't help thinking the French were easily entertained—the whole thing seemed really cheesy. But then, when it was all over, we went into a room for "debriefing" and realized that while we were doing all these stupid things, including bouncing around on our "ride" under the sea, we were being filmed. Those sneaky French! They'd spliced together the footage and created a really funny video.

Also at La Cité were some of the relics from the CSS Alabama, the Confederate ship that sank off the coast of Cherbourg, right off the beach where we were staying, or so we were told.

More photos below.

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The Personal Responsibility Divide, Take Two

As usual, someone else on the web (Eric Easter, at Ebonyjet.com) said this better than I did yesterday:

But the Father’s Day speech is only indicative of a broader issue. Rightly or wrongly, some Black progressives are deeply suspicious of the change in white America that has led to Obama’s position. Specifically that white people don’t just want political change, they want a change in the racial dynamic. And hearing about black problems does not fit into their idea of this new America that will be created when Obama becomes president. There are equal parts of truth, paranoia and resistance to change in that suspicion. That’s one of the reasons Jackson said what he did.

I do think, though, that it's not a question of Obama "refusing" to address black problems. It's that he can't. White Americans, comfortable with having the modifier "hard-working" placed in front of their names, would never vote for a man who thinks black problems might need to be addressed by government policies—unless the policies include "one strike" laws.

(In case you can't tell, I blame White America for this, not Jesse Jackson or Barack Obama.) (And in case you think I'm picking on Americans, White Europeans are even worse.)

But this may be one issue where black leaders aren't listening to their flock. The comments on that article are almost all in agreement with Obama's take on personal responsibility. (Or perhaps more white people are reading Ebonyjet these days?)

Next up: Obama addresses his celebrity backers on personal responsibility.

July 10, 2008

Jesse Jackson Whispers; White People Cheer

This morning I read a lot about Jesse Jackson's remarks, sotto voce, on an open mic this weekend, and everyone's first comment seemed to echo Marc Ambinder's: The Obama campaign ought to send Jackson flowers, for this reverse Sister Souljah moment, which provided Obama with the perfect moment for him to distance himself from the hotheaded side of the black commentariat community.

Funny, all those comments I read as I trawled through the blogs this morning were all made by white people. What, I wondered, were actual black Americans thinking about the comments? So I checked out the excellent Jack and Jill Politics blog, and found this:

I can only speak for myself, but I’m getting really sick and tired of the celebratory response of some white Obama supporters whenever Obama further distances himself (or is forced to distance himself) from prominent black figures, and by extension the black community. It’s not that any one incident in and of itself doesn’t make sense, but the larger understanding of what his candidacy means in racial terms seems to be that his proximity to us as a people is a problem. And that in itself says more about how this country sees black folks than any speech Obama could ever give.

Yes. Exactly what I was thinking. Let's all give a big white-people cheer now that Obama's been forced to distance himself from Jesse Jackson. And when black folks decide maybe Jackson was right, and Obama does need to talk more about the institutions of the white world that keep more black men in prison than college, perhaps they'll not be so eager to put him in the appropriately-named White House and assuage our white guilt.

Damn it. I was really counting on getting rid of my white guilt this election. (/snark, for those of you who don't know me. Sort of.)

July 09, 2008

Rain Rain Go Away!

There is something seriously wrong. Someone—Ceiling Cat?—turned on the giant spigot in the sky and forgot to turn it off. It has been raining nonstop all day, and all week it's rained every time I left the house. Today I heard we were to get a whole summer's worth of rain in one day, and with an hour and a half left to go, that seems to be true.

This has got to stop. Now. Send it to California. They need it. We don't. I did not plant a water garden this year; my plants' roots need to dry out. And I'm tired of being soaked every time I take out the recycles.

Plus it's cold. I keep eyeing the thermostat...but it's fricking July! We ought to be sleeping to the sound of fans slapping at the humid summer air! Not huddled under two blankets in our winter pajamas, listening to the smattering of rain against the bricks.

I am going to go to bed now, and I want this mess to be cleared up when I wake up. Got it?

July 08, 2008

When You're Tired of Blogging, Just Post Photos

Answers to questions nobody asked: 

Where we got our internet while in Normandy: 
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We were staying in the cottage on the left. (So much for castle defenses, eh?) 

And yes, it is possible to take your dog to France:
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"I think there's another boulangerie up ahead! Don't you want to stop?"

Not in the mood for major blogging this week. Instead, I am trying to think of things to do with Dijon. Got new credit cards yesterday. Still haven't replaced my phone. Seriously thinking of not replacing it at all. 

Am not in the mood for subjects to sentences either. 

July 06, 2008

Peak Lavender

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Don't you wish you could smell this English lavender?

It makes coming home from sunny, flower-strewn Normandy almost bearable to see this at my front door. The lavender I planted a few years ago is at its peak. It smells divine. Too bad it's too cold to open my office window; I'd be able to smell it while I blog.

I've got over 560 photos from Normandy. I haven't even looked at them all yet. I'm thinking of starting a photo blog.

Like two blogs aren't enough. Sheesh.

July 05, 2008

Bonjour, Mes Amis

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Sunrise, this morning from the window of our gite near Cherbourg. The tide was low, exposing the sandbar. This is the same spot that saw the battle of the CSS Alabama and the USS Kearsarge in 1864.

Just one of many battlegrounds in Normandy, including major battles played atop the French Scrabble board we bought. I tried to insist we play en francais, but no one else would go for that, despite the fact there are far too many vowels in the French version.

Perhaps they could share a few of those with the Welsh.

June 28, 2008

Off to Normandy

Ever since I took a class on the Normans a couple of years ago, I've been eager to go to Normandy. Finally the opportunity has come. We've got a cottage booked near Cherbourg, a map of France, and the most essential item: the Rough Guide to Normandy.

The dog is psyched. She likes old ruins, and beaches, and restaurants that allow dogs. This time she'll get to go in the Eurotunnel by train, something she's never done before. Her passport is ready—we printed number three, mainly because it fit the space better than the horizontal photos.

I'm trying to keep my agenda to a minimum, unlike other vacations where I've dragged everyone at breakneck pace from one site to another, day after day. I really just want to see the tapestry at Bayeux (which is actually an embroidery). I saw a replica in Reading, but it was so obviously a nineteenth century copy that I couldn't get too excited.

When I wrote about the tapestry for my class, I made some startling discoveries. The tapestry, as I posited, is actually a medieval potboiler—you can read it here (pdf). If you're a novelist, or a Norman historian, you might find it interesting.

There. That should give you something to do while I'm gone.

So, anyone know how to say "Are dogs allowed in this restaurant?" in French?

June 27, 2008

Friday Goat Blogging

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Goats at Odds Farm

At Odds Farm, you were allowed one small bag of feed, and could only use it to feed the sheep and goats. These pygmy goats knew the drill, putting their heads out of the fence as far as they'd go, hoping to score some pellets. They're in one of the first pens you come to as you walk through the farm, so I can imagine that they get the bulk of the pellets, while the sheep on the far side end up with dust.

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It's easy to make friends at Odds Farm.

The animals at Odds Farm all seemed well-cared for, with large living quarters. People don't like to see how farm animals really live, of course, but at least they get to see that farm animals are just as cute as puppies and kittens.

June 26, 2008

Pretend You're a Border Agent

Over the years I've taken thousands of photos of my dog, and now I need to select one to go on her pet passport. It's dead serious business; if her paperwork isn't in order, she'll be quarantined for six months when she tries to re-enter the country after our vacation in France next week.

Fortunately, my dog is a real camera hound. She'll pose for photos for hours, and unlike top London models, she only charges a few treats. I've selected six shots that show her lovely and distinctive teeth, eyes, and coat, as well as other qualities that make her a good immigration risk.

But I can't decide which one shows her at her best. Which picture will most likely influence a Defra border guard to let my dog back into the country?

Check out the photos below, and vote for your favorite in comments.

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June 25, 2008

Holding Off the Barbarians, One SCOTUS Decision at a Time

For the first time in a long time, I actually agree with a Supreme Court decision:

The Supreme Court ruled, 5 to 4, on Wednesday that sentencing someone to death for raping a child is unconstitutional, assuming that the victim is not killed.

Five to four. We're that close to devolving into complete barbarians.

Incidentally, I'm puzzled as to why so many civil libertarian-leaning bloggers seem to think this was a bad decision. How is taking away someone's life not a threat to their civil liberties?

Long live Justice Stevens.

Slangy

You know what I hate? When I finally learn a new piece of slang, and incorporate the rules for its usage into my daily discourse, they go and change it.

I would call this a rant, but that's probably no longer the right word.

June 24, 2008

Swift Boat Obama

Some guy in Arizona named Eric Michael Hurley has created a 527 political organization with this stated purpose:

Swift Boat Obama believes that there is enough information on senator Obama to prove that he is unfit to be President of the United States. We will make sure that we check the validity of all our claims before we will repeat the information, we want to wage a campaign against senator Obama on truths and factual information.

Unfortunately, Swift Boat Obama doesn't plan to check the validity of their grammar before they wage this campaign.

We'll be keeping a close watch on this organization, in case any abuse occurs.
(via Politico.)

Get Over It

Apparently, Barack Obama told Clinton supporters to "get over it." High time, I thought, but then I read what he actually said:

Obama then said, "However, I need to make a decision in the next few months as to how I manage that since I'm running against John McCain, which takes a lot of time. If women take a moment to realize that on every issue important to women, John McCain is not in their corner, that would help them get over it."

Even though that's a far cry from the terse "get over it" which really might stick in the craw, one woman who heard this was offended:

Rep. Diane Watson, D-Calif., a longtime Clinton supporter, did not like those last three words -- "Get over it." She found them dismissive, off-putting. "Don't use that terminology," Watson told Obama.

Frankly, I'm getting sick and tired of hearing about Clinton supporters' feelings. On Sunday Howard Dean spent more time talking about what a great campaign Clinton had run than he did about Obama—remember him? Our nominee? The one who has to beat John McCain if this country has any chance of regaining the respect we lost during the last eight years?

I know what it's like to lose—I was a Dean supporter in 04. I remember being told to "get over it", except without the "would help to" in front of it. I felt my candidate had gotten rotten media coverage—remember the Scream? Replayed 869 times in one week? Remember the ad his opponents ran, conflating him with Osama bin Laden? I got over it. I campaigned for the victor, and filled in the oval next to his name on my absentee ballot. I grieved when Kerry lost by so few votes, but I never assumed his loss might have anything to do with disgruntled Dean supporters—we all did indeed "get over it".

Clinton lost fair and square. She ran a lousy campaign, after hiring incompetent staff who went through record amounts of cash like they'd finally forgotten about tomorrow. And when she was hopelessly behind in delegates, she tried to de-legitimize Obama's win. Her supporters apparently believed the oft-repeated nonsense. So now they're not ready to play nice.

It's gotten so bad that apparently the sight of Obama buttons alone is enough to set them off. At a campaign event I attended, we were asked to remove our Obama buttons. When one prominent supporter brought two bags of buttons to pass out, they were seized and we were told to put them out of sight. (I placed them under the same table where my handbag was stolen from.)

Elections are tough business—for men as well as women. Women are fully capable of winning, and losing, but when one loses, can we please stop referring to their supporters as being "emotional" about the loss? Every loss brings with it emotions—I've seen grown men cry when their candidate lost—but when your candidate loses a primary election, you have a responsibility to examine the remaining choices, and find one you can live with.

If that choice isn't the candidate your favorite candidate lost to, then perhaps you should examine why you supported that candidate in the first place. If the answer has something to do with health care, day care, and ending the war, then you'll have to get over it. Because next time, I won't be taking off my Obama button to spare your feelings.

All's Well

Yesterday, I learned that a doorman in Notting Hill found my handbag, along with my friend's wallet, and when we picked it up, everything was there except £80 and my mobile phone.

Including my Obama buttons (worth a fortune in London!), my IDs, my credit card (which we've cancelled) and my other cards.

So, I'm good.

I'm very impressed with the Notting Hill police. They've contacted me twice, to update the police report I filed online. They may even fingerprint my handbag and cards, though it's probably too late.

I never expected such follow-up after what was a relatively minor crime. Thames Valley police could learn a thing or two.

If they find a suspect, maybe I'll get to participate in an identity parade. That sounds like a lot of fun!

June 22, 2008

Dean and Democratic Values

Howard Dean was on fire today. I'm glad I got to see him again. I'd show you pictures, but I left my camera at home. That's a rare occurrence—I almost always pop it in my purse, as you can tell from the amount of photos I post here—but this time it was a stroke of luck. Because later, at an event in Notting Hill, my purse was stolen. Along with my wallet, mobile phone, credit cards, ID, National Trust and English Heritage cards, Oyster card, bookshop membership cards, and all the business cards I collected today, were the notes I took on his speech. Because it was really good, and he shared some good tidbits about how the campaign was going.

In places like Alaska.

He also was asked a question about Democratic values, and that's when he really let loose. We've let the Republicans control the message too long here, he said—which is what he was saying back in '04. Remember god, guns, and gays? Our values include equal rights for all, including gays, and individual freedoms, including a woman's right to choose. American values = Democratic values.

Anyway, I took some great notes. And a few photos with my mobile camera. I would have gotten a photo of Alfre Woodard who showed up at the Notting Hill event, so you could see how nice she looked in her black and white dress. I, too was wearing black and white, and we laughed about it being the new "it" colours since Michelle's appearance on The View.

Right up until I realized my purse was stolen, I had a great time. And it was my own fault—I turned my back on the table I'd tucked it under, for five minutes while I got closer to the tent where Dean was speaking. I kept looking back, in case someone showed up to attend (I was checking names at the entrance) and then I heard a noise, and saw a man ride off on a bike.

For punishment, I'll spend all day tomorrow getting my cards replaced. My friend also had her wallet stolen from her bag, so we were in the same boat. Everyone at the event offered us cash for the ride home—Democratic values, you know.

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